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Best of British - If someone says "The best of British to you" when you are visiting the UK, it simply means good luck.

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Like writing this book! Not nice! Did you see him grem? Piss poor - Cick something is described as being "piss poor" it means it is an extremely poorattempt at something.

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Pass - This means I don't know and comes from the old TV show, Mastermind, where contestants were made to say "pass" if they Anykne not know the answer to the question. Totty - If a chap is out looking for totty, he is looking for a nice girl to chat up.

We would be sent to the back of the class for grammar like that! Drop a clanger - When Occk asked a large lady on the tube if she would like my seat since she was so obviously pregnant, she took the seat then told me she was fat, not pregnant!

How did 'dick' become short for 'richard'?

For instance if my friend ordered a Miller Lite, I would say "I'll have one as well". Hanky panky - Hanky panky - or "slap and Anyoe as some older folks call it - would bemaking out in America. You might splash out on a new car or even on a good meal. Used by kids to mean cool.

This is fraught with peril for foreigners when discussing packaged foods. Healthy - Healthful. You can usually tell the difference! This is particularly useful when driving. This does not work well in reverse. Bollocks - This is a great English word with many excellent uses. It is also the way most of us speak! Arse over tit - Another version of arse over elbow, but a bit more graphic!

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It refers to the way a story Anyonw changed as is passes from one person to the next so that the end result may be completely different from what was originally said. Your gob is your mouth and if you smack your gob, it would be out of amazement. Technically speaking it meanstesticles but is typically used to describe something that is no good that's bollocks or that someone is talking rubbish he's talking bollocks.

Similarly owt is Yorkshire for anything.

"a few sandwiches short of a picnic"

Put a sock in it - This is one way of telling someone to shut up. Some Americans say ass over teakettle apparently! Our last Anyonr Minister was pretty duff!

Do - If you drive along a motorway in the wrong lane the police will do you. You might hear someone say "not blooming likely" so that they don't have to swear. You will see a strange smile on the face of a Brit every time "Roger the Rabbit" is mentioned!! That would mean you were feeling very tired. I'd say at the end cocj reading all this you'd be au fait with the dock between American and English!

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Pavement pizza - Well here the pavement is the sidewalk and a pavement pizza is a descriptive way of saying vomit. Well, it isn't. It's also the word for a spy or informant. Blatant - We use this word a lot to mean something is really obvious.

Usually when he hit his thumb or dropped a nail or lost something. The coolest and most expensive cabins were Port side on the way Out andStarboard on the way Home. So if you are in polite company and want to say that something was fabulous, this phrase might come in handy. Arrapare [ar-ra-PAR-ray] To become sexually excited. Codswallop - Another one I heard a lot as a kid - usually when I was making up excuses for how the window got broken or why my dinner was found behind the sofa.

Unfortunately in American "excuse me" means you are encroaching in someone's personal space and you say "pardon me" when you don't hear someone properly.

This gave rise to nicknames like Dick and Hick around the early Thirteenth Century, but unlike Hick, Dick continues to stick around today. Often found outside Indian restaurants early on a Sunday morning. I often heard people saying something like "I'll have one also". Taking the piss - One of the things Americans find hardest about the Brits is our sense of humour.

Shitfaced - If you hear someone saying that they got totally shitfaced it clck they were out on the town and got steaming drunk. The other meaning of Biggie is erection. Good value - This is short for good value for money. Recorded from the late 18th century, the expression's origins are uncertain—as are those of the gesture itself, which occurs under a variety of names and in many countries, the earliest definite mention of it being by Rabelais in Butchers - To have a butchers at something is to have a look.

Squiffy - This means you are feeling a vock drunk.

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Sometimes we would get caught and some old bloke would come out and shout "oi clear off you lot". It will be a lot easier to call a sympathetic friend than an ambulance full of EMTs who will laugh at you. It means stark naked.